Pets on Quilts Show

Hi y'all.  We are the current quilt dogs that assist here at Kinda Quilty.  OK, so assist may be a bit of an overstatement.  But today, we are finally having our way here and decided to join in the fun at the Pets on Quilts Show.

You see, we have a rule here at the house that basically says we are not to touch the quilts, quilt supplies, and anything quilting related in general.  But rules are made to be broken - right.  And what our dog owner doesn't know won't hurt her - right. 

OK, sure there may have been some incidents.  Like the time a previous quilt dog chewed up the entire stash of thread.  And there was that recent incident where my dalmatian cousin here jumped on our dog owner and grabbed the needle and thread from her hand.  Oh boy was that a sight to watch my dog owner chase my cousin and try to search that dalmatian's mouth for a large needle.  Ha, ha, I still kid my dog cousin bout that!

You see the dog owner thinks that we just sit around looking cute.  I bet she imagines that we mostly think about things like cats, squirrels, and other security threats.  But sometimes, I think about all those mini quilts hanging on the wall that look like such a perfect dog sized quilt - and we are not allowed to touch them!  Bummer!

So, we have to sneak on a quilt whenever we get the opportunity.  Like me on the tulip quilt.  My dog owner was standing on a ladder and I saw her with the camera.  I thought she wanted to take a picture of me, but I found out that she was trying to get a picture of a naked quilt.  (Naked Quilt = Quilt without a Dog).  I mean, like, who wants a picture of a naked quilt?  Am I right?

My cousin sneaks onto quilts as well, but she is just much faster than I am.  See that action photo shot.

Got to go now before the owner lady gets back.  We're gonna check out the other pets on parade and maybe even have a good laugh..